How I live grain-free

There’s a recurring conversation I’ve been having for almost a year now. It goes something like this:

Me: Oh, thanks for offering. I’ll have to pass on that lovely cookie/cake/sandwich, because I’m on this diet where I don’t eat any grains.

Normal person: Oh, you mean like gluten-free?

Me: Well, yes — but a step further. I don’t eat any grains at all, which means I can’t eat most “gluten-free” foods. In fact, I don’t even eat rice.

Normal person: NO GRAINS AT ALL? Oh em gee, what do you eat? No pasta, no bread, no RICE? I wouldn’t last a day on that diet.

And, you know, I get it. It is unorthodox, for sure — and I was totally one of those people who said I could never go gluten-free, much less grain-free. But, here I am. With the exception of a cheat bite here and there (and my now-allowed single piece of sprouted-grain Ezekiel bread each day), I’ve been grain-free and starchy-vegetable-free for almost 9 months. How do I do it? And more specifically, how do I do it when the rest of my family still eats many of the things I don’t?

Well, there are a few tricks up the hungry, resourceful sleeve of the grain-averse. Here are a few of my go-to replacements for things that were once our staples:

  1. Squashes: great replacement for pasta
    The beloved squash, both winter and summer varieties, has been my flavor vehicle for countless meals over the past year. One of our favorite winter-time meals is a Classic Italian Meat Spaghetti Sauce. When I make a batch, I cook a pot full of pasta for my family, and roast a spaghetti squash for myself. The sauce tastes just as good on squash as it does on pasta (a good douse of olive oil and salt is in order).  In summer months, zucchini serves the same purpose. One of my favorite ways to eat it is by steaming zucchini ribbons (recipe below) — last week I had the ribbons topped with pesto, chicken, and fresh cherry tomatoes for a light and filling dinner (but olive oil and good parmesan are also elegant toppings).
  2. Cauliflower: a good substitute for rice or potatoes
    Cauliflower is another non-starchy vegetable that can mimic a classic. A shepherd’s pie is legal for my diet if I use puréed cauliflower in place of the mashed potatoes (with butter and salt, my husband couldn’t even tell the difference). For dishes that call for rice (like our beloved Coconut-Lime Fish Curry or Red Lentil Curry) I mash steamed cauliflower with a fork until it’s a similar consistency as rice.
  3. Greens: replace almost anything
    I’ve discovered that you can go a long way with simple “meal salads.” I’ve long relied on grain salads as lunchtime workhorses — so these days I just throw everything on top of a big pile of lettuce greens instead. Nuts, seeds, fermented vegetables, cubed chicken, avocado, boiled eggs — this is a king salad that will keep you full until dinner. Greens are also the solution for taco night — my family reaches for taco shells, and I fill my bowl with greens.
  4. Grain-Free Crackers: keep a stash on-hand!
    I’ve been known to sneak a baggie of my Grain-Free Crackers into a dinner party or book club. I don’t want to miss out on that cheese plate or dip, and a cracker certainly helps. I also love these for a quick lunch of smoked sardines or egg salad — the crackers give the exact crunchy vehicle necessary in dippy situations.

Believe it or not, I’ve grown so accustomed to these replacements, it will honestly be hard to go back when I wean off my diet. If you currently live grain-or-starch-free, what have I missed? Are there other nourishing, belly-filling foods in your arsenal?



7 thoughts on “How I live grain-free

  1. Katy–I haven’t read all your posts but what are you following & for how long? Was there health reason/benefit you were doing it? I’ve been following whole 30 to just wean out my junk eating! So I’ve been eating lots of veg & meat same way–& add the pasta or bread etc. for rest of family. In past week I’ve just felt better & slept better! I’ll prob add dairy back in after 30 days but I think I won’t dive back into those grains—they really take a toll on you!

    1. Erica, I’ve been on the GAPS diet since January — it is grain, sugar, and lactose-free (I can have cultured dairy like cultured butter, homemade yogurt and some cheeses). It was for a variety of random health reasons that I went on the diet, and many of those reasons have moderately or greatly improved. The plan is to wean off the diet this fall/winter.

  2. i accidentally misread this sentence:

    “If you currently live grain-or-starch-free, what have I missed?”

    as, “If you’re currently eating grains and starches, what have I missed?”

    and i was about give you a very long list of foods with grains that you have been missing out on! ha.

    p.s. with the exception of friday, i’m free for dinner this week, if you are!

  3. I had zucchini “spaghetti” at a fancy restaurant and I thought it was fabulous! I am not big on pasta anyway – more of a rice girl, I suppose. I think this sounds like a great way to lighten up a meal and add a vegetable (or is zucchini technically a fruit but the government got involved like with tomatoes?). I think I would try this for the whole family. And as for the cauliflower, Ruby Tuesdays had a mashed cauliflower side at the height of the Atkin’s revolution. I tried it (not because I did Atkins, just because I thought it sounded interesting) and thought it was much better than regular old commercial mashed potatoes. Is there any trick to making cauliflower a sub for potatoes? Do you have to add as much salt, butter, and garlic – because potatoes seem to require a LOT to have any taste at all.

    1. Yes, lots of butter (or other fat — I’ve used duck and chicken fat, or chicken stock) — and salt/pepper. I don’t know that it takes more or less than potatoes, I imagine it’s a very similar amount. I puree the steamed florets in the food processor to make them ultra-smooth.

  4. Zucchini ribbons! I imagine one can also add yellow squash ribbons as well–I cannot WAIT to try this come the weekend. I’ve been toying with the idea of trying the SBD once more to kickstart my healthful eating plan–worked in the past so this would be a great starting dinner. Thanks so much for the idea.

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